“Level of Fitness...I got tired closing an envelope!”

- Anonymous, 2008

“All these pelvic floor exercises are turning me on!”

- Anonymous, August 2008

“Whilst on the rowing machine: 'I can't go any faster unless I velcro my bum to the seat!'”

- Anonymous, October 2008

“I can never remember which bits to hold in...”

- Anonymous, May 2008

“Trainer asks 'Are you tired today?' seeing a favourite customer struggle through the session; Client replies: 'No, I’m not tired today, I’m just sleepy!'”

- Anonymous, November 2008

“I'm a fat fit person....theres a fit person inside this body you know!”

- Anonymous, December 2008

““It’s always good to see the trainer in pain (recovering from an exercise workout), it makes me feel a lot better!””

- Anonymous, January 2009

“Male client says "Oh, ok I get it...sorry I must have baby brain - wait, does that affect men too?"”

- Anonymous, March 2009

“Towards the end of a boxing session, the client says "ARGGHHHH, give me all that you've got. I'm ready to dance like bee and sting you like a butterfly!"”

- Anonymous, April 2009

“"Take it easy with me...I'm suffering from terminal menopause!"”

- Anonymous, May 2009

“Trainer says "Alright, I want you to connect with your pelvic floor", to which the client replies "Oh damn, I left mine at home!"”

- Anonymous, June 2009

“"Check out my wonder muscles." The trainer confused, replies to the client "wonder muscles?" The client responds " yeah, you wonder where they are!"

- Anonymous, July 2009